I want to sit on someone's face :)

May I sit on your face today?

Can someone supply a face to sit on please?

I don’t have a face, someone let me borrow theirs to sit on

Is there someone who wants me to sit at his face?

Gassy, wet farts … I need someone who’s face I can sit on

Always wanted to sit on someone's face :)

Saturday is a good day to sit on someone's face

I want to sit on someone’s face right now

all i need is someone’s face to sit on now

If only someone were here to let me sit on their face

Men of reddit, who's free now? i wanna sit on someone's face