[self] Happy V-Day! So take your cock out, shove it in my ass,

I know I sometimes act like I’m hot shit (I mean... I am 😎),

“You’re telling me you want me to fuck your girlfriend and

Please let my son on the basketball team you big mean bullies

What do you mean unlock, this is your new dick. Be glad I let

"Hey my friend is gonna come over and take some shots on me...I

Let me show you a pussy... I mean magic trick

Ever since I caught my roommate dressing up as celebs, I always

Would you let a mean asian dome spice up your weekend?

let's go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out

When I say let's go for an evening walk, this is what I mean

When I say let’s have a girls night this is what I mean