[b/s] can’t believe my friends told her! but i’m glad they

My sister's boyfriend told me he'd punish me if he caught me

Wasn’t paid for training. When I called they gaslighted me

scream all you want nobody cares. I told you I was gong to get

Your bully was fixing your crush's computer... You were glad

When you first told me you wanted me to be a naughty little slut

You were glad your best friend shared with you over drinks how

Told my sister about how I like to watch and she wanted to give

If you had told me three years ago this is how my life might

My wife AKA Mrs Claus told me that this year she wanted to deliver

My goon bud claimed he had a fat cock, so I told him to prove

See daddy I told you that you'd be glad if you let my friends