Laid in the hammock for too long

Fire

Russian troops walk into IEDs laid by the Ukrainian 54th Mechanized

giving a blowjob and tit fuck

Would I get laid in this dress

Laid Down

Thick and shiny

Skye Blue laid out

Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.

Houseflies laid eggs in a boy’s ear while he was sleeping.

It's not gay to get laid

you gave your wife a hallpass but laid down some rules...