"the last ingredient I needed for the spell to work is a taste

My husband said his friend was going through a dry spell and

Some old asshole crashed into me as I was driving in the parking

My life was hell, since I was always tormented by my mother and

I live in this cow set 🐮

What's cooking?

How it's made: Milk

"Dude will you please put those away? Im trying to focus on driving!"

One of the first times. I had shared her with a friend that was

Hypnotic and huge, would you fall under my spell?

Don't be a part of the problem. It's totally not gay to get your

You really didn't like that I was dating your mom. So you decided