Would rather me sit on your face or bend over more for doggy?

I want to sit on your face but I’m pretty thick… is that

Let me sit on your face for a moment!

I need a face to sit on...

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Let me sit on your face pls

I need a face to sit on...

Let me sit on your face for a while

Would you let me sit on your face?

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

On my way to sit on your face!

can I sit on your lap... or your face?