As a middle class Diamond 3 player, I sometimes miss the ball,

Best Start to a game

One of the tightest last second goals I've scored

First double touch Ive actually accomplished.

Gotta try this (Inspired by a previous redditor who did this)

Team mate didn’t believe...he didn’t know my middle name

Just a quick piss on the middle of a path in the forest 👀

27 Middle East Guy, looking for fun with sexy hairy guys hairy

The Asian celebrity was known for her beautiful, hairy pussy.

I want your cock in the middle of my tits

Taking my panties off in the middle of the streets (I tripped

I don't need panties nor bra to walk in the middle of the street