hotel rooms make me always soo horny.. why do I have to stay

My friend's mom sucks. She gets a facial late night after work

why i'm always late for the party

This is why I'm always late to work 😜😜

And you always wonder why she keeps getting promoted although

Guess why I’m late for work [f]

Guess why I’m late for work [f]

Guess why I’m late for work [f]

Guess why I’m late for work [f]

This is why I always fly with Lufthansa

This is why you should always save room for dessert after dinner

That's why she's always staying late after work, she can't get