I snuck away so my husband wouldn’t see me play with myself

[F4M] When the husband is away the wife shall play! - Sn@p =

When the husband is away the wife shall play!

When the husband is away the wife shall play!

When the husband is away the wife shall play!

When (m)y husband’s away, this hotwi(f)e will play

When (m)y husband’s away, this hotwi(f)e will play

When the husband is away the wife is gonna play!

When the husband is away the wife is gonna play!

Wifey's away, it's time for this dad to play ;)

while aragorn is away, arwen will play [f]

My boyfriend is away, wanna play?