This naked idiot chasing a cop, getting pepper-sprayed and trying

Trying to (f)it the whole thing

There I was, trying to sleep, when this cock decided to cum all

In case you haven’t seen: Morgan puking at the altar, the minister

I'm just trying to prove it's real and I think it's clear that

She Tries To Fight It But Gets Held In Place

There's nothing quite like coming home to your roommate with

I ride a 3" bullet in my ass trying to get it all the way in

I ride a 3" bullet in my ass trying to get it all the way in

There was a fly in there and I was trying to suffocate it!

I mean it's pretty evident at this point. She no longer even

It’s tradition for me to whip it out first thing in the morning