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My former Highschool crush said I was too skinny.. who’d enjoy

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My ex said I was too big to ride his face, would you let a thick

I told my roomie I was gonna visit my bf for some act right this

Hey Bud!!! You said you'd fuck the slutty thoughts outta me!!

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Your mom did this for you... the fact that I now fuck her regularly

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