Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

can I sit on your face while your eat your way to my heart?

Should I sit on your face using this fat ass..

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I need a face to sit on...

Would you let me sit on your face?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

can I sit on ur face?

Daddy, I want to sit on your face

The last thing u see before I sit on ur face hehe

On my way to sit on your face!