Forget the holiday sleigh ride. Ride me instead

Pulled over to rub one out

Attacking someone who has a gun.

I wish you were running your hands up and down my body instead

Officer claims to have pulled gun instead of taser accidentally.

need a mouth to finish me instead

Instead of smile for the camera its spread for the camera!

Oopsie... mommy had a little nipple slip. I hope you don't accidentally

IDF sentry gun operator fires at Hamas terrorists trying to close

Can't sleep, I'd rather sext instead

Snuck away from entertaining clients...to entertain you instead

I wish it was a thick cock rubbing me instead.