Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Hopefully you don’t mind if I sit on your face?

Mind if I sit on ur face real quick? 😇

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I really need a place to sit. Mind if I use your face?

I really need a place to sit. Mind if I use your face?

I hope you don’t mind if I sit on your face

Oops your face is in the way, never mind i'll just sit on it