Your therapist told you to be vulnerable with your girlfriend.

They're smaller than you thought

I mean you thought it'd be at least 4 inches smaller, right?

i love getting spanked

Your first thought in the morning

Smaller = tighter

Smaller the girl the better the head ;)

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste, spend it on me

are they smaller than you thought? 😚

Whats the first thought in your head when you look at me?

Thought I'd cook naked for you today.