You don't have to do anything, i'll be on top and fuck you, ok?

To that coworker who found my reddit, Hi there? You don’t have

you don’t have to be naked to be sexy

You don't have to do anything, I'll do everything myself

You don't have to join the mile high club to have fun with me

You’ll never have to worry about ed with me [f]

you don't have to try babe, I'm willing to present you my ass

you don't have to try babe, I'm willing to present you my ass

You don't have to worry about him

You don’t have to be french to kiss my pussy

Do you want to be my yoga teacher? You don't have to know yoga

You don’t have to worry about condoms with me;)