Long weekend means long edging sessions, im ready to have my

It’s the weekend and that means it’s time for a party 😈

Got waxed this weekend. Which means it's face sitting time.

It’s the weekend.. which means its time to get gooned

Leaving work at midday on a Friday means the weekend starts early

It almost the weekend which means it’s breeding time

im home alone this weekend...I guess you know what that means

huge weekend sale because i want you to spend all of your time

Coming up on the 12th hour of the goon means I transition from

Weekend off means stay naked all day

It's almost the weekend and that means there's no point in me

A warm Friday arvo means hanging out nude and stroking 🍆💦