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To skate.
therewasanattempt by Amalekk
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To rob a store
To poop in peace
to save his partner
Clint Malarchuk was a Canadian hockey player who took a skate
To jump in the pool
to shoot your neighbors dog ...but shoot your 5 year old daughter
...to slash a tire.
To Prank Strangers
To stop an electric mixer
to have sex while the kids sleep
to mate with a different breed
To have a birthday drink