Lord it’s been a long night out. But I have to keep partying.

Working as a private PT, I was blown away when I was offered

Sofia the popular girl humiliated me and ruined my reputation,

You had a nasty breakup with your now ex the other day, and you

He strained in his cage all night. 🤤 In the morning I wanted

Ben was a rich old man that wanted to be young again. Bree was

Last night was a mistake. I must’ve hired a swapstitute instead

I was invited to this pool party, and once i got their i found

Harley knew she had no chance with Tom, even though he loved

After years of hard work I’ve finally done it, i’ve perfected

There was a huge flaw in my machine I built to swap my gender.

Last night while we were drinking beers, you saw a shooting star