Thought it would be fun to get "high" and get myself off

I was at the gym when I saw this really hot girl walk by. I thought

I was at the gym when I saw this really hot girl walk by. I thought

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see

Sometimes I wonder if my father's friends ever thought of fucking

My ex left me because he thought that i got too fat… Hope I'm

The moment I got shot in the face from The Man confetti 💵

I never thought this tight little cage would have me on my knees

You thought maybe you'd just tease her, but the moment you stretched

I was my buddy's plus one to a normal company party, or so he

You never thought it could be you. Stuck in shock from being

My step sister was lazy and yet still made her way in the world,