Deleted because someone said I was ugly... reuploaded because

I said I wanna hit it from the back 🤚🏼🔙

She said she could take it, so I gave it

I said dick-or-treat and he gave me both!

She said she could take it, so I gave it

When the wife said she wanted to get a breast reduction, being

She said she could take it, so I gave it

I bragged to my bro that I consistently scored with girls because

She said she needed a shower, so I gave her one

She said she could take it, so I gave it

My gf "gave" me the keys to the cage and said if I couldn't get

My gf "gave" me the keys to the cage and said if I couldn't get