Hes not really paying attention but I dont care

What do you mean, I am paying attention.

My booty needs attention

The kitty needed attention today

Oh How I Love To Mount My Partner and Smash His Backdoor Open!

She said something about calling the cops when I got there, but

Boss isn't paying attention, are you?

I tried something different with my hair, dunno if it looks good

This > the zoom meeting I'm supposed to be paying attention

This > the zoom meeting I'm supposed to be paying attention

This > the zoom meeting I'm supposed to be paying attention

I get jealous when my stepbro isn't paying attention to me so