Getting disowned sucks, especially when your grandpa is rich.

You ended the day in fetal position, listening to them laugh

No girlfriend lasts longer than a month with her around.

Sometimes they were gone by the time you came home, sometimes

Sometimes she makes you beg first.

Don't Steal From Crazy Chicks

Your best friend is moving in your wife

[Mature Content] r/Mean_Captions on Reddit: Sometimes they were

You are gone, your wife still lingers

It was just supposed to be for an afternoon. They weren't done

Daddy's Boss Used Me As His Freeuse Whore For a Raise

A one-time deal to save your ass...