original post: https://redd.it/y76oso
This is what you're good for.
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She said she'd definitely be back. I can't wait.
She used to be a prolific slut. She still is, but she used to
She only fucked you out of boredom. But by the time she was done
She broke off the engagement the next day. By phone. While she
There is no hotline for your addiction. No cure, either.
I was so happy to see her when she got home.
Your wife didn't come home last night
Sometimes he does, just so he can re-live that first time.
Two days later, he showed up at the restaurant we go to on date
If you're lucky, maybe he'll let you clean me up when he's done.
A Thanks to suburban parents! by sickolog
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