Can this elf sit on Santa’s lap?

Do you mind if I sit on your lap?

Would you rather I sit on your face or you sit in my lap?

Would you dare to sit on my lap while am driving

Can I sit on your lap till your hard

Hmm should I sit on your face or lap

It’s not gay to just sit on your lap right bud? There isn’t

Be a good boy and come sit in my lap, me and my large Vector

Another face for me to sit on 😈 You will want to go sub to

Should I sit on your lap, face or something else ? 😶

I hope I can sit on your lap at Christmas dinner

Anyone have anything else to add to my tits