original post: https://redd.it/y5j0jw
Who's applying for this "under" desk job?
u_JaybaesunOC by JaybaesunOC
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Your throat - Population: me
The cow won't milk itself, w-wait...
Didn't you hear? It's Cocktober
All this lace and still space for drip
Wet bussy is the real cause of the "oil" shortage
I need help exorcising a "ghost" or two
Would you catch it?
Oh no there's been an oil spill!
Trace my tummy with your tongue
Caution: exudes feral energy
Would you leave me a mess?
Like my arch?