Unfuckable. That’s what one girl DM’d me!

My manpussy. Girls, dirty comments welcome!

Blink. And you'll miss it!

Upside down dick and balls are small!

Good thing I didn’t hurt my dick! 🍤🤣

Morning boner.

Helicopter time! Girls, what do you think of my blade?

This dare is for a girl on reddit who thinks my dickhead is the

Measuring my little boner which one girl thinks has a tiny nickel-sized

The BIG reveal.

Don’t blink. You’ll miss it! 🍤

Cock in a sock, it's a shorty 😂

Boing!