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When your mate says flick, you flick
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When your dick says what you think
When your girlfriend says she’s be with her friends to hangout!
when your ex says she missing you so much
When your Bud says he’s craving a Blowjob
When your Bud says he and his gf broke up
When Your Dick Says What You Think
When your mate tell you to go to the bathroom with him at a house
When your friend says they have never had lipstick stains and
When your girlfriend says she’ll text you later cuz she’s
When your friend says she's got DDD's you must verify
When your wife says “I’ll ride him, you go jack off”…..