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You aren't even close to having what you owe.
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Your girlfriend's ex messaged you on facebook saying "hey, i
He got the most bang for his buck
Use her accordingly
How your girl got internet famous:
She let him absolutely ruin her
As her whorish reputation spread throughout town- guys knew they
Think her dad is proud? dumb slut
He fucked u up, now hes fucking up your girl
The gag reflex triggers body wide muscle spasms
Wedding night is gonna be a disappointment--- she will be too
Buy her a few drinks--- pump a few loads in her cheating cunt
Her dad would be devastated if he knew what his daughter lets
She's in good hands now