Can I sit on your face daddy?

I want to sit on your face

As long as you have a face, I'll have a place to sit on. Right!?

Should I sit on your face using this fat ass..

My I sit on your face....

Would you let me sit on your face?

Would you survive if I would sit on your face?

Wish I had a college student’s face to sit on

Looking for a face to sit on full time-applications below 👇

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

On my way to sit on your face!