I’m sad and craving for male attention so here you go

When I forbade my son from dating he understandably didn't take

Rejected

Boobs are the best place to rest a sad face.

Would you come to the back of your car with me unfaithful? I

You'd come over if I had problems with my pipes?

F

What they are drinking is the least of their problems.

The perfect marriage does exist

A bit sad, because my ex never fucked my ass raw, would you?

Sometimes the best way to spice up a marriage is to add a little

The perfect marriage does exist