Your boyfriend had one too many Margaritas on your Cabo trip,

If you eat ass, let’s be friends

Train hard, convert your white friends, worship BBC every day.

Husbands friends came over whilst he was out and told me to keep

If you don’t eat ass we can’t be friends!

If you want to be friends then you better eat ass!

My friends subscribed to this sub, I hope he doesn't recognise

If you eat ass, let’s be best friends?

You and Any of Your Friends can get in here, either Hole, but

If you eat ass we can be best friends

Describe my college asshole in one word

My asshole wants to make friends with your tongue