Had to evacuate cause of a Hurricane. Care to keep me company?

Taking care of my morning wood

Take care of my morning wood?

No, this seat isn’t taken — yet😮‍💨

reserved seat for those who like me

Hurry up this seat is one of a kind

Would you sit on my shower seat?

Which seat are you taking first?

Let’s go for a ride, I’ll be your seat

Found a seat for you!

Have a seat

got hard while gaming care to help me out 😈