The only thing here that is straight..

Take the pussy free pledge & Let your wife get stuffed by

You belong on your knees worshipping alpha males cocks.

Your friend left a little something extra in your girlfriends

There's no reason for her to take them out. cleavage is enough.

It's the way, that you will stay, FOREVER!

You paid her so you could finally lose your virginity...

So limp, So cute! 😍

Stop lying whiteboy, you know this is how you want to end up

there's a long list of ways you're better than his girlfriend.

It's time for your daily Draining, Betas! RUIN.EAT.REPEAT!

Sissies are way better than fleshlights!