How about I sit this on your face ;)

Let me sit on your (f)ace 😜

Sir, excuse me but i need to sit on your face

Hello, I’m looking for a good place to sit.

May I sit this on you?

Your face looks like a good place to sit this

I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

Can I sit my booty on your face? [oc]

I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

Can i sit on your face ?

Let me sit on your (f)ace and you can eat your way to my heart?

Can I sit on your [F]ace? 😘