I need volunteers to let me sit on their face… it’s for science

I'm looking for a face to sit

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Looking for a face to sit on, any volunteers?

can I sit on your face?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Looking for a new face to sit on. Any volunteers?

Looking for a new face to sit on. Any volunteers?

Let me sit on your face with this juicy ass

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Looking for a face to sit on, any volunteers?

I'm looking for a face to sit on.. Any volunteers?