This is why I have to wear jeans everyday😫

I don’t even know why I bother putting on underwear at all

Why do my pants always seem to rip in the same place?

Why I got banned from the gym

Why aren’t you riding me right now?

This is why my cock requires a waiver…

Why aren't you already on top of this problem? 😏😉

Why can’t anyone lick it clean?

Playing with my soft cock at work don't ask me why was extremely

This is why I don’t wear jeans

Next time why don't you pull it out for me? 😏

so tell me why you’re not here sitting on my cock 🤔