I don't really think my son understood why I was so eager to

Do you want a trophy wife with a dick? ;)

Your bully always humiliates you at work, so one day your wife

Why does my DICK look so SHORT and SKINNY when I compare to household

YOUR BULLY TOLD YOU YOUR MOM SUCKS HIS DICK ALL THE TIME. NOT

When you said your bully lives in the hood, your girlfriend didn't

You get home and find your bully pounding your daughter and your

You never thought you’d see it but your bully made it possible.

Your crush saw you get beat up badly and didn't even bother to

You come home and see on the security cameras your wife being

He won’t bully you anymore, have his sloppy seconds 🤷🏼‍♀️[OC]

“I’m sorry babe. His dick was so much bigger than yours.”