I may have lost my job due to missing time with the gender flu,

Don’t tell Santa I’ve been naughty

When I tell my professor that I want an A+

would we fuck if we were college roommates

Tell me your height and ill guess your cocksize

Many people don't believe me when I tell them that I was shy

Quick question: What should a person do when they can’t get

the older you are the better, share your age and I will tell

my professors always tell me im their favorite student

So tell me, your not jerking off rn 👀

tell me your first naughtiest thought when you see this

‪I think they like their new roommates but can’t tell for