I couldn't (f)ind my dildo, so this plug will have to do...

No dick? Dildo will have to do.

Love sucking my husbands cock wish I had a cock behind me fucking

I no longer have a dick so this will have to do unless you like

wish i had someone to fuck me like this but my toy will have

Since my last one was so popular... cant wait until I can fit

Ugh I miss getting dicked down already, this dildo will have

When There is No Cock The Dildo Will Have To Do

I need a huge dick, but this dildo will have to work for now

No time for cardio so fucking my ass will have to do

No dick to fill my thick ass, so this dildo will have to do I

Sometimes there is no time to wait for a bed, so the back seat