You could never be a real man anyways

Soon you'll feel naked without it

It isn't up for debate

Does that little thing even qualify as a dick?

You just love to hear it

It's what you're for

I bet you'd like it that way too

It's all you're really for

No thoughts! Just porn!

It'll be more fun this way

I love it

No thoughts. Just cocks.

It's what's best for you