I work [f]rom home, and technically my kitchen is my office,

Double ended dildo folded in half twice, does that count as quad

I'm half Indian, does that count as Desi? Here I go anyway. More

Does that count as an outfit?

Does that count as a small drop? 😅

Does that count as a small drop? 😅

Does that count as phat?😈🐷

dear santa, i was good at being naughty. does that count?

Dear Santa, I was good at being naughty, does that count?

Does that count as a double facial?

if i inadvertently oil the floors while i'm touching myself,

Does that count?