I’ve got to go tutor soon, but i want to ride you (f)irst.

I’ve got to go into work ✌🏼 Wish me luck!

Baby it’s cold outside🥶 so let’s fuck all night long,

I cant believe im letting you do this... I thought to myself.

The rich neighbor's wife wanted a break, so she swapped our bodies

It may be girls night out, but we still need to go to bed satisfied

I started the slow clap but you’ve got to help me finish it

I started the slow clap but you’ve got to help me finish it

She Thought It Was Just A Cartoon, But Then She Got The Surprise

He thought it was just a normal night out, but when he got to

She thought it was just a regular night out, but when she got

There was a swapping accident at my gf’s home that left me