Can't be cheating if he is so big!

She's always trying new things

Well she did kept her promise :)

Well my girl likes to stuff herself with good food

I had that dream again!

At least your bully doesn't bother you anymore

Jocks can be such bullies sometime

Your friend told her it doesn't count if her pants never come

She's dripping with school spirit

Your wife ran into one of your son's friends at the park and

Your mom won't come home today because she has more important

And you almost feel guilty for trying to flirt with the server