My boss said I haven’t earned the promotion yet. So I thought

Your landlord said he’d lower rent if he could jerk you off.

Not what you thought when your girlfriend said she loved chocolate

I thought she said we were watching a movie on Amazon. Instead

My straight friend said he was into maids. So I thought I could

Ms Highmore was my favorite teacher. I never thought that after

I thought you said you only wanted to watch me stroke? Couldn't

Are you STILL staring at my cock bro? I thought you said you

can't believe he said it's ONLY 8 inches, thought it was like

I thought goon bud was inviting me to goon with him... Instead

I thought body count meant how many people gooned to my vids.

They thought my booty too petite for the big stage, so I said,