I'm not saying THE God Pussy, but... OK maybe I am

"hey when are you getting that reduction you were talking about"

I didn't like this morning's time lapse so much so I made you

“I promise I’m not a slut. Ok, maybe I am”

Ok don’t be mad but I sort of maybe broke the cube of the universe

My boyfriend wanted to have a threesome so I invited u/TheFinerStuff

ok, maybe im addicted to porn (help)

if you don’t want to be mormon maybe you can baptize me instead?

ok maybe this'll work

ok maybe this isnt the best thing to post the few days before

Don't tell anyone I like to be dick slapped ok

Ok you guys are pretty strong maybe you need a bit of a smack