is the seat on your face taken or should i sit somewhere else?

Would you like me to sit on your face or somewhere else....

I would like to sit somewhere else 😇

I need somewhere to sit

Can I sit on your lap or do you prefer somewhere else? 😏 🙈

I missed your face! Guess I'll just have to find somewhere else

I think I'd rather sit somewhere else

I’m looking for somewhere else to sit ;)

My computer chair broke, do you know somewhere else I could sit?

I’m looking for somewhere to sit!

I need somewhere else to sit. Any ideas?

I can think of somewhere else you can sit 😜