Curious about what I’m hiding under this "dress"? ;)

What’s hiding under this? Come find out ;)

If some of you know me the the jig is up but for those of you

Did you think I’d be hiding these humongous naturals under

I’m hiding something soft and round under my skirt. I wonder

Here’s what’s hiding under my Patagonia

You never know what I’m hiding under my baggy clothes

They never know what I‘m hiding under my shirt…

They never know what I‘m hiding under my shirt…

Are you able to guess what is hiding under my shirt?

Ya never know what's hiding under clothes

I bet you'll never guess whats under the hoodie ;)