I held a wet T-shirt contest with myself. What do I win? [OC]

The road was a little bumpy. I hope you don't mind.

Look me in the eye ;)

Wanna play with them?

Can I bounce these in your face?

Imagine yourself between these giant pillows... Squeezed and

Bumpy roads

Are natural bodies your type?

bumpy roads make for a great view

These roads are bumpy

These roads are bumpy

These roads are bumpy