Wanna help me solve a mystery?

Don't get distracted, we have a mystery to solve!

Brother sent me this, happened today. Was getting a tarmac roller

To tan for Miami or not to tan for Miami, that is the question

Get in my mystery van.

My towel got too heavy. Had to drop it.

Alexa play Eruption by Van Halen

Tear It

*misses your cock

My pussy needs your cum 🫢

Should we go back to the mystery van? ;)

Should we go back to the mystery van? ;)